Big Red

red-giant

We don’t know who woke the Big Red Giant up, but we do know he’s very angry. He says we’re the cause of his bad mood, and as punishment has decided to move into our house. Trust me, you don’t want Red Giants in your house—they eat everything that is not alive: furniture, refrigerators, audio systems, valuable paintings, et cetera, et cetera. It’s completely insane, and the giant won’t, which means we’re now going to pay an arm and a leg to have the giant removers come round and get him out.

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